Kingly Fans: Are you a fan or a Fan?

I guess you could call me a Stephen King fan, but I think of myself as more of an Unconscious Fan, which basically means, I had read a lot of King before I realized exactly how much of him I had read. He and I have a great relationship, one I’ve read he’s perfectly fine with: He writes books, I read them, and recommend the ones I like to my friends. To paraphrase something Tabitha King once reportedly said: "You pay your money, you get a story, and that’s all you get of him, his family gets the rest." I have no problem with that.

Only I discovered I must be a bigger fan than I realized. Nothing reminds me of that more than when I have a casual conversation with another fan. Usually I’ve read more than that person, don’t mispronounce his first name with the “F” sound, and don’t believe the urban legend about him witnessing another little boy get hit by a train while playing on train tracks (my grandmother says the exact same thing happened with my father when he was a boy – I suspect it’s a generation thing mothers used to tell their children to keep them from paying around railroad tracks.).

So as I started thinking back as to how many of his works I’ve read, and how much I’ve read about Stephen King, I thought the least I could do was make a list of all his works I’ve managed to complete over the years.

And without further redundancy, here’s that list:
Carrie (1974)
'Salem's Lot (1975)
The Shining (1977)
Rage (1977)
Night Shift (1978)
The Stand (1978)
The Long Walk (1979)
The Dead Zone (1979)
Firestarter (1980)
Danse Macabre (1981)
Cujo (1981)
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger (1982)
Creepshow (1982)
Different Seasons (1982)
Christine (1983)
Pet Sematary (1983)
Cycle of the Werewolf (1983))
The Talisman (1984)
Thinner (1984)
Skeleton Crew (1985)
It (1986)
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (1987)
Misery (1987)
The Tommyknockers (1987)
The Dark Half (1989)
Four Past Midnight (1990)
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (1991)
Needful Things (1991)
Dolores Claiborne (1992)
Nightmares & Dreamscapes (1993)
On Writing (2000)
From a Buick 8 (2002)
The Colorado Kid (2005)
Cell (2006)
Blockade Billy (2010)
Full Dark, No Stars (2010)

Like any bibliophile, I own way more books than I can possibly read. Here are the King books I own but haven’t read yet
The Stand: The Complete & Uncut Edition (1990)
Gerald's Game (1992)
Insomnia (1994)
Desperation (1996)
The Regulators (1996)
Dreamcatcher (2001)
Lisey's Story (2006)
Duma Key (2008)

Overall, there’s a lot of his work that isn’t on that list, and I know people who have read every single scrap that man has written. But I know people who’ve only read a quarter of that list, don’t know some of the others even exist, yet proclaim themselves pretty knowledgeable about King.

The lesson:
Real Stephen King fans are as loyal, knowledgable, and sometimes as fanatical as Star Trek and Star Wars fans, and unless you know those really obscure facts that 99.99% of the general population doesn't know, then you should consider yourself only a moderate fan. In the meantime, read and enjoy, but know there's always someone, somewhere out there who truly is a bigger fan than you.

Until Next Time...
Kingly Yours,
Michael

 

The Dud Avocado review

Here's a copy of a review of "The Dud Avocado" by Elaine Dundy I've posted on Amazon, Good Reads, and LibraryThing:

This novel is very much a product of its time and comes from the same literary vein as Truman Capote's "Breakfast at Tiffany's". Our main character - the flighty Sally Jay Gorce - hops from one scene to the other with random reckless abandon in the streets and clubs of 1950s Paris. At this point in the novel, there is no real plot, and only a few minor points are necessary for the overall storyline. The first half of the novel makes it difficult to maintain interest in a character, who, even though she is only 19 years old or so, seems to have no plan other than prattle on inconsequential issues. The rest of the characters in the book are practically flat and interchangeable, and I didn't care about a single one of them. Dundy presents a fairly accurate view of what a naïve American girl in 1950's France, but I disagree with the reviewers who found it funny -- but then again, maybe in 1950 this WAS funny.

 

It's not until the second half of the novel when SJ and three friends leave Paris and travel south where they encounter a film crew looking for extras that this novel actually develops a plot enough to keep the story moving forward.

I picked this up because it is a New York Review of Books edition and was recommended by NPR. So while I  may not have completely enjoyed this novel, it is a good example of its time and of some of the modern literature that was being read at that time.

 I gave it two out of five stars.

Until Next Time,

Dudingly Yours,

Michael

 

Suicidal Authors

The other day during a discussion of The Rape of Nanking, we spent some time discussing the author Iris Chang, her fight with depression, paranoia, and eventual suicide at a very young age. Coincidentally enough, I've been working my way through the complete works of Anne Sexton, and the combination of these two things got me to thinking about other authors who have killed themselves. I then decided to attempt to recall strictly from memory, modern-ish authors who have committed suicide. I came up with these four immediately:

• Iris Chang (1968 - 2004)
• Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
• Sylvia Plath (1932 - 1963)
• Anne Sexton (1928 - 1974)

With a little more thinking, I recalled:

• Robert Howard (1906 - 1936)

Eventually I gave up and turned to the mostly reliable Wikipedia where I was confronted with a list of poets and literary figures who have taken their own life, but of course, 95% of them I'm not familiar with.

So if there are any you think I should aware of, but don't, let me know.

Until Next Time,
Alively Yours,
Michael

RIP James Herbert

British horror writer James Herbert passed away today at the age of 69. He was best known for writing "The Fog" and "The Rats," although I think the first novel I ever read by him was "The Tomb" or something like that from the mid- to late-1980s. I can say for sure it began with the word "The" and had a purple-ish cover.

He wrote 24  novels and was named Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) by Queen Elizabeth II in 2010 — the same year he was made Grand Master of Horror by the World of Horror Convention.

Until Next Time...
Creepy-ly Yours,
Michael

Happy Birthday, Amy Tan

Amy Tan was born February 19, 1952. She rocketed to fame when her first novel "The Joy Luck Club" hit the bestseller lists and was made into a 1993 movie of the same name. And unlike many debut novelists, actually wrote the screenplay as well.

I can remember when I was in college and the movie came out. Nearly every Asian girl I knew was going to the theater with their Asian mother to watch it. For them, like the themes of the novel, it was very much about mothers and daughters connecting. The book and the movie opened dialogues, and in some casese, helped resolved issues that had become walls between generations.

Since then, Tan has written several other bestselling novels, including "The Kitchen God's Wife", "The Hundred Secret Senses", "The Bonesetter's Daughter", and "Saving Fish from Drowning". She also wrote a collection of non-fiction essays entitled "The Opposite of Fate: A Book of Musings".

In addition to these, Tan has written two children's books I one day intend to look up and check out, "The Moon Lady" (1992) and "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" (1994).
Until Next Time,
Luckily Yours,
Michael

Judging A Book By Its Lover

I love reading books about books, books about reading, and anything book that falls in between. If you love to read, if you hoard books, or spends hours in the library only to carry out your loans with a equipment dolly, then this is the latest literary criticism book for you.

At Subterranean Books this past Saturday, I stumbled upon "Judging a Book By Its Lover: A Field Guide to the Hearts and Minds of Readers Everywhere" by Lauren Leto.

Since picking it up, I've barely been able to put it down. If it wasn't for things like family obligations, work, school, etc., I would have finished this that very afternoon in the local restaurant I hid in.

Leto is a well read reader who is impressive with her witty stories about life, reading, and growing up as a bookcat (not a bookworm as she argues). Oh course she could be faking it, as she provides clear steps about how to fake reading some of those books people claim to have read.

Her take on J.D. Salinger readers and fans is quite funny. Book club rules presented a'la Fight Club format is cute. There are sections on being a Harry Potter fan as a adult, how to write like any writer, bookstore pick-up lines, all delivered with such a deft skill, "page-turner" is really the only adequate description.

If anyone read "Texts From Last Night: All the Texts No One Remembers Sending" then you may already be familiar with her smart humor.

"Judging A Book By Its Lover" is one of those rare books that I not only recommend, but one of those few I may actually buy extra copies to give out to friends.

Until Next Time....
Readingly Yours,
Michael

Losing a Poetry Outlet

In case you hadn't heard by now - Sagebook Frenchtown is closing its doors Sept. 15, 2012.

The owner and her staff were kind enough to host poetry readings once a month, and it's too bad we poets are losing another outlet. But business is business, and bookstores come and go.

She's having a big blowout sale on her remaining inventory, so now may be your last chance to grab up some book deals.

Until next time,
Michael

Poems, Prose and Pints

Poems, Prose and Pints will be presenting at Dressel's Public House this Tuesday, June 5 poets and writers:
Jon Dressel
Maria Theresa Balogh
Alexander Balogh
Amy Genova
Melissa Singleton
Shane Seely
Jennifer Tappenden
Kelli Allen
and
Musical guest: Steve Mendenhall

Fun starts at 7 p.m.

It's the Third Wednesday of the Month Again

Tonight night is another night of poetry reading at Sage Books Frenchtown. Mic turns on at 7 and stays on until we're done.
I know I've said this countless times before, but it's the perfect place to get over those public reading jitters, practice up, or even just share some of your favorite works by your favorite authors, either poetry or prose. The owner even encourages musicians.

We had quite the surprise turnout last time and even ran out of chairs. So come prepared to stand if necessary.

And as always free coffee and snacks too.

Until next time...
Readily Yours,
Michael

Teen Poetry Circle: Poetry Journals and "Louder Than A Bomb" at St. Louis Public Library

In honor of National Poetry Month, the St. Louis Public Library will be hosting the following events:

On Monday, April 2, the Carpenter branch will host the Teen Poetry Circle: Poetry Journals. Starting at 6 p.m., and aimed at grades 6 - 12, this event will allow teens to create and read poetry among peers. Supplies will be provided.

On Wednesday, April 18, the Barr branch will show the documentary "Louder Than A Bomb" from 5 - 6:45 p.m. "Louder Than A Bomb" follows the fortunes of four Chicago-area high school poetry teams as they prepare for and compete in the country's largest youth poetry slam.