Monday, July 14, 2014

It Was One Simple Task...

THE MISSION: Drive to the grocery story. Pick up two items.
 
ESTIMATED TIME TO COMPLETION: 15 Minutes
 
MISSION SUMMARY: Pulled into parking lot, walked into store, spotted dump bin full of bargain books, priced 5 for $10. Felt overwhelming compulsion to sort through dump bin until I had seen and evaluated every book. Came away with two (pictured). Left store with a total of four items, the two I was originally sent to purchase, plus these two additional items.
MISSION COMPLETION TIME: 30 Minutes
 
MISSION STATUS: Failed.
 
LAME EXCUSE: Still a sucker for dump bins full of bargain books.
 
Until Next Time,
Ashamedly Yours,
Michael


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